Whiny, Gay Easter Warriors

Wah, wah, wah!

First, they decided to wage a War on Easter. It's what they threatened to do, and they did it. Gay, lesbian and bi-sexual families laid siege to the White House, demanding tickets to the Annual Easter Egg Roll, which takes place on Monday.

They got the tickets. The White House actually gave these people tickets to interact with children on the White House lawn!

The fact that they got the tickets wasn't good enough for them, though. Not this crowd. They wanted a specific kind of ticket, and since they didn't get it, they're raising hell.

All of those who spent hours waiting in line got tickets.

But members of the Family Pride Coalition said they received some of the first timed-entry tickets distributed, but they are for noon, well after the 8 a.m. start. Members of the coalition believe it was an effort to keep them away from the high-profile opening of the event with first lady Laura Bush.

The White House said a large contingent of youth volunteers were given tickets for the opening, but all families are welcome to attend.

Critics of the gay and lesbian initiative said it's inappropriate to use a children's event to make a political statement.

However, Jennifer Chrisler, executive director of the Family Pride Coalition said it's only being made political by people "pushing an agenda of discrimination."

The White House said all families are welcome to attend the Easter Monday event.

Members of the coalition believe it was an effort to keep them away from the high-profile opening of the event with first lady Laura Bush.

Well, duh! What did they expect? You think First Lady Laura Bush should have to pollute her beautiful mind with the thought of what those people do when they're together? I wouldn't let them in at all, but the White House, in a definate show of Compassionate Conservatism, decided to love the sinner and hate the sin. That's why they got the tickets! So what, if they don't get to roll their eggs before noon? So what?

Quit whining!

Weep, America. Weep for Tom DeLay!

The liberals continue their efforts to destroy Team America, even while the country is at war.

The Army of Angels has lost one of its mightiest, most holey warriors.

Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Tex.), a primary architect of the Republican majority who became one of the most powerful and feared leaders in Washington, told House allies last night that he will give up his seat rather than face a reelection fight that appears increasingly unwinnable.

The decision came three days after Tony C. Rudy, his former deputy chief of staff, pleaded guilty to conspiracy and corruption charges, telling federal prosecutors of a criminal enterprise being run out of DeLay's leadership offices. Rudy's plea agreement did not implicate DeLay in any illegal activities, but by placing the influence-buying efforts of disgraced Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff directly in DeLay's operation, the former aide may have made an already difficult reelection bid all but out of reach.

DeLay, who will turn 59 on Saturday, did not say precisely when he would step down, but under Texas law he must either die, be convicted of a felony, or move out of his district to be removed from the November ballot. DeLay told Time magazine that he is likely to change his official residence from Sugar Land, Tex., to Alexandria by the end of May. He said he informed President Bush of his decision yesterday afternoon.

"This had become a referendum on me," he told Time in an article posted on the magazine's Web site last night. "So it's better for me to step aside and let it be a referendum on ideas, Republican values and what's important for this district."

The disgusting liberals (yes, YOU, Ronnie Earle!!!) are even driving him out of his beloved Texas!

If there is another attack on America, we know who to blame, liberals. We will hold you accountabel..